GAMBLING ON BNB
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DEGEN TESTIMONIALS π£οΈ
Diamond Hand Dave
"I put my life savings into BNB and now I live in a cardboard box. 10/10 would do again!"
Moonboi Mike
"Sold my house, my car, and my wife's jewelry. Now I'm typing this from my yacht!"
Paper Hand Paul
"I sold at the bottom and bought at the top. This is financial advice."
FOMO Fred
"I don't know what I'm doing but everyone else is gambling so I am too!"
Degen Dora
"My strategy? Close my eyes and click buttons. Works 60% of the time, every time."
MEME GALLERY πΌοΈ
When BNB pumps 5%
When you buy the top
Diamond hands through the dip
Waiting for lambo
Checking portfolio every 5 minutes
When you finally break even
GAMBLING LEADERBOARD π
| Rank | Degen | Profit/Loss | Badge |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | πΈCryptoPepe | +$1,420,069 | π |
| 2 | πMoonLambo | +$690,420 | π |
| 3 | πDiamondHands | +$420,069 | π₯ |
| 4 | π¦DegenApe | +$133,769 | π₯ |
| 5 | π₯οΈYachtBoi | +$80,085 | π° |
| 6 | πWenMoon | +$42,069 | β |
| 7 | πBuyHigh | -$58,008 | π€‘ |
HOW TO GAMBLE LIKE A PRO π
Step 1: Buy High
Wait for BNB to reach all-time high before buying. This is the way.
Step 2: Panic Sell
When price drops 5%, immediately sell everything. Buy back higher later.
Step 3: Repeat
Keep doing this until you're living in a cardboard box. Financial advice!
CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY π
BULL MARKET CHAD
"Just bought another 100 BNB. We're all gonna make it!"
BEAR MARKET WOJAK
"I sold the bottom. Why does this always happen to me?"
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS π€
Is this financial advice?
This is the best financial advice you'll ever get. (Just kidding, please don't sue us)
When lambo?
Soonβ’ (Results may vary. Lambo not guaranteed. May receive toy lambo instead)
What's the best strategy?
Buy high, sell low. Works every time! (For creating tax write-offs)
Are the funds safu?
Funds are always safu! (Until they're not. Then they're very unsafu)